A Quick Met Gala Recap

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I totally spaced on the Met Gala and so I HAD to do a quick little recap to review the truly ridiculous, totally boring and totally great dresses.

My favorites that were both on theme (China) and pretty:

Bee Shaffer (Anna Wintour’s daughter) was perfection in Alexander McQueen with a huge gorgeous crane or phoenix on the train. The perfect gown for this event. Too bad mama looked crazypants.

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I thought Kate Mara’s DVF dress also fir the theme and was dramatic but still pretty and very “her”.  I would have done a gunmetal shoe instead of white, personally. Lizzy Kaplan’s dress would have been amazing in a better color, but I like the draping, the embroidery and the earrings. The back was really great too.

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I think Olivia Munn and Aaron Rogers are the CUTEST (okay, most stunning) couple and they looked amazing.  Her dress is different but still really pretty.

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Emily Blunt always looks classy and this is a vintage-inspired look that works on her- the cape wasn’t my favorite at first, but then I remembered the theme and I dug it.  And Diana Agron needed WAY more dramatic earrings and a colorful clutch, but this Tory Burch was pretty.

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Those who looked pretty but not exactly “on theme”:

Uma Thurman slayed it- look at her! Those earrings, that body, that dress? REGAL.

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This is the best Kristen Wiig has looked on a red carpet in a long time.  And Kate Hudson exuded star quality in this gold number, but both are a bit underwhelming for a “themed” event.

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Kate and Candace also looked amazing and glamorous- more Oscars than Met Ball I think.

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Reese and Sofia look perfectly lovely but I feel like I’ve seen both of them in these exact looks five times before, no?

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Helen Mirren was straight killin’ it. Per usual.

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I cannot staaaaaaand the Kardashians but Kendall IS a stunner and this Calvin Klein dress was pretty amazing on her.

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These were a little too much for me:

SJP- now, I give her props for always taking the theme hella seriously and going balls to the wall with her outfits. HOWEVER, this headdress is way too much for me- and looks far too much like flames.  She could have done a statement headpiece and really pulled this off, because I think the dress is rather interesting and cool.  But this went way too far.

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Anne Hathaway look either like Little Gold Riding Hood or a Grace Jones impersonator. And Sienna Miller was just showing too much chest bone. The opening of the jacket was uncomfortably wide for me- perhaps if it were narrower I would have loved this.

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I know everyone today is like “Rihanna is a goddess” but I didn’t dig this look. It was too much in the yellow and a bit too Big Bird reminiscent for me! She does bring the drama though!

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From the “Meh…” files:

I wish Jennifer Lawrence could stop wearing only Dior. This is too busy and looks uncomfortable.

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I really want to like Amal’s dress but I just don’t. She is gorgeous, but this looks a little…dated? Much? Froufy? But she has George so she doesn’t give a crap what anyone thinks of her dress. :)

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I AM SO SO SO SO OVER THIS TREND category:

Beyonce, J.Lo and Kim Kardashian in this whole “naked” dress thing. I really do not like this look for many reasons- trying too hard, giving too much away and frankly, not very flattering on these incredibly beautiful women.

Like, we get it, you have a good body. Noted.

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And yes, we know you have huge boobs and a big bum. Also, no need to show it ALL off at once. Literally, all of it. Why wear a dress?

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This is like one big red neon arrow pointing right at her famous “assets”.

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You wanna wear a little sheer fabric? Then take a look at Rosie Huntington- Whitley and take notes.

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And then we have the “JUST NO” file:

NOPE.

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NOPE.

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DOUBLE NOPE.

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CHANEL BRAND NOPE.

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GIANT, PUFFY NOPE. (With a side of shoe nope.)

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WHAT THE SLEEVES NOPE.

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